What is it about LOTR jokes that crack me up so much? Seriously, even really played out ones. Like, I cannot (AND WILL NOT) suppress how tickled I get when I am presented with an opportunity to use, or when someone cleverly uses the following phrase:

“AND (YOU HAVE) MY AXE.”

Something is wrong with me lately. I’ve been insanely silly. I think I just need to get drunk, dance, and make out with a couple girls at bars or something. I mean…what? Not really. Ready for Spring, and porch drinking.